whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

(via ahahahahahhaa)

172k:

I owe pornhub $48.97

(via lindsaylohoean)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

(via circumcising)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

(via eugeneee)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via eugeneee)

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via picklevodka)

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(via circumcising)

meowkait:

television show idea;

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

(via circumcising)